My Take On Politics (If you can't catch you can't be president)

So down in the South End of Boston there has been an occurrence of posters featuring a blend of the faces of Abraham Lincoln and Barrack Obama. Pretty cool. But is it fair? Can we really compare these dudes? I mean Obama, as much as I like the guy, I still don’t really have a clear view of what his plan is for this country and not to mention, he hasn’t even been elected yet! Is it fair to compare him to the man who has become known as one of the greatest presidents of all time? Who knows? What this picture really does is fulfill what all of us already knew to be true. Barack would look fabulous with a beard…..Absolutely fabulous

Sort of a Andy Warhol kinda thing, right?

I guess the times are a changing and stuff, which is a good thing but the problem is I have that jaded few towards polotics that I feel that everyone who has sat the through the past to elections feels. That feeling being, who gives a fuck, we're all fucked anyways. I watched Al Gore lose....sort of. I saw John Kerry fumble the election worse than this football pass
Doink

Wow wait....there are so many John Kerry Football Pics.


Like this one....

And this one......

And even this one....You would think that a man who was running for president in this day and age would be a bit more self aware. How are his eyes always closed?

I know it's not football but I really couldn't resist. God the democrats threw out a douche that time around. Worst part is fact that this douche lives like 12 blocks away and all I want to do is egg his house. A very mature action in my opinion. Barack has done pretty well a keeping himself in the coolness with a little stutter step on Ellen.
But who cares...the man can definitely shuffle with the best of 'em. Maybe he is the man for change. He decided to do the electric slide on a lesbian's talk show. Progressive? I think so. An why shouldn't he be. He the first real black candidate for president, he can do whatever he pleases. I like him so far. I'll probably keep liking him. I mean my only other option is John Mccain and well.....I don't care for that little man....or his unreasonably attractive for her age wife.

If it's one issue all of America can agree upon it's that we need more GILFs on Capitol Hill, and in the mainstream media.....and in general. What I'm trying to say is I'm pro GILF. Anyways, Go Barrack and go Mrs. McCain! Call me you hot piece republican booty!

I think Iran's gone Crazy!!!!

Alright kids, so the Iranian missile tests....wahts the story with this shit. They are trying to play it cool by continuing the claims that their nuclear program is just for kicks and energy and all that "safe" stuff nuclear research is capable of. But then they have to go and start testing long range missles in broad day light. Missles with a range of over 1,200 miles where as Tel Aviv rests just under 750 miles from Iran's borders. What kind of message does that send? Personally I think the message is "I'll blow you all to hell if I want to". Frankly I think that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is trying to compensate for something. Figurativly and in actuality. On Wednesday the Iranian media released this photo of 4 missiles being launched into the sky.


But turns out one of those suckers did go up. So the hit the ol' photoshop to fix that. Damn are they good with that shit too. Didn't even occur to me that it might be a fake. But low and behold Tursday morning I'm presented with this.


Whooopths! If your going to screw around with Photoshop guys, you got to make sure to destroy the original evidence Okay? This is a concept that seems to always bite people in the ass. But whattaya gonna do? Israel is up in arms, American Admiral s are weighing on the odds of an attack on Iran and how it would really ruin our whole "we got it under control" attitude towards the globe. I just sit and listen to al this and wonder if I should even plan ahead further than a couple of months. I go to collge for writing and film. But who needs entertainment when we can look forward CNN war coverage of Iraq and Afghanistan, and eventually China, Iran, North Korea......the list goes on. And damn if it isn't depressing.