YEEHAW

So Obama picked his Secretary of the Interior today, Senator from Colorado Ken Salazar. That’s cool with me, but why the fuck did Salazar decide to dress like a Texas oil Tycoon at the press conference? Ten gallon hat and one of those stupid cowboy ties? Didn’t we learn from the past 8 years that politicians that wear western wear are not all that well respected on Capitol Hill? Come on man, you just got chosen to be in the hippest political entourage in American history. Don’t blow it by showing up to the press conference like you just cam from the rodeo. When you got the call from Obama you should have headed to Macy’s and at least bought a new suit and tie. I guess it could have been worse. He could have gone the route of trying to look like he was in touch with today’s youth and wore a white visor and a popped collar polo shirt. Is that even what the kids are wearing these days? I can never tell. Salazar; next time, suit and power tie with a Windsor knot. Dress like Alec Baldwin at the beginning of Glengarry Glenn Ross.

Try to look like you have a handle on this colossal fuck of a country you are about take control over. Is that too much to ask. Don't be an asshole.......the thumbs up? Come on man